Crack Beer

Crack beer. The beer they serve at HSBC arena in Buffalo, where the Sabres play. Ask anyone from Buffalo the name of the beer they serve at the arena and they will tell you, "Crack Beer." Or, ask where you can get crack beer and any Buffalonian will tell you, "at the arena." It messes you up. You get stupid drunk and f eel like arse the whole next day. It is also a tricky drunk. It just sneaks up on you. Bam, you are done. You don't even have to drink that many. It is pretty bad.

There are theories about why it messes you up. I had one friend that said it was due to the wax cups. Another friend said it was just bad lines. Who knows.

The name once reserved for this great high from beer in buffalo can now be used to describe the beer at Becky's. Last night was the annual SBA Halloween Social. Every year I get black out drunk and make an ass out of myself. This year was no different. Ugh. Maybe I was slightly better this year, but not by much.

Roger was out last night and got home after me and my keys were still in the door. Stellar.

Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh

As I was running last night the leaves were swirling behing me and making a whoosh sound. It made me feel like I was going so fast although I am a pretty slow runner so I knew better. It was still pretty cool though....

Is Blue Cheese Extra in Buffalo?

Not that I care, I am definitely going to pay the extra 25 cents but I just don't get it. Charging for blue cheese with your wings is similar to charging for ketchup for your fries. Blue cheese and wings go together. You can't have wings without blue cheese. I don't care about the money, I just feel like everyone outside of B-lo is just missing out. And, they are missing out with blue cheese on pizza as well. And, missing out on chicken finger subs - my personal favorite.

I also don't get why about 80% of the time when I order blue cheese here in C-town I get ranch. They are not the same! They are not even close. Someone told me they like their wings plain. WTF, what does that mean, those aren't wings, I think that is fried chicken. You need Frank's Red Hot (or, Durkee depending on what you call it), blue cheese, carrots and celery. That is a wing.

I ordered a buffalo chicken wrap at McCarthy's and they brought me a philedelphia chicken wrap. When I told them I thought they brought me the wrong thing the brought me out Wing Sauce. Um, yeah, that is not the same. I mean I knew it wasn't going to be as good as a chicken finger sub but come on here, help a girl from the rough buff out.

Well, I won't have to worry about it for quite some time. With the world series this week I have had wings three times this week and never want to see another one again. Or, at least for a month.

The Ass Slapping Incident

So, Friday was a normal night. Waterstreet for $5.00 pitchers of Sangrias then Kennilworth and closing at Malloy's. Sitting at Malloy's, minding my own business, I witnessed a bazaar ass slapping incident. Two girls were standing in the middle of a circle of men and each girl was taking her turn getting her ass slapped. It went on for some time and each slap got harder - it was almost as if they were seeing who could take the hardest hit. Now, I am all for anything but, all I kept thinking is how glad I was that it wasn't me making an ass out of myself. Sorry about the pun! I was laughing so hard. It was so odd!

What just happened?

So, the birthday celebration was, I believe, really fun. It is really hard to tell though because I checked my call log and I appearantly called for my cab at 12:07. Hmmm, does an early night mean that it was a good night or a bad night?

Lots of rehashing of dating drama took place. It's amazing anyone gets married after all we go through dating. Although I suppose people just finally say, "Fuck it, marriage has got to be better than this drama."

I think I ate my weight in junk food. A small pizza in an adorable box, poppers, chicken fingers...all unnecessary. I have to say, that small box got a lot of attention from the guys. Weird.

I showed up for class one hour late. The class takes place in a huge lecture hall, I turned my computer on before I went into class, dropped my bag at the door and just snuck into a back seat. The kid sitting next to me couldn't stop laughing. I wonder if the professor realized I was late. I had to turn in a project so I had to go. The kid sitting next to me already turned his in, realized he didn't like it, left class, redid it and got there seconds before me so that he could get the old one back and turn in the new one. I love lawschool.

More Drunk Dials

Caller ID is fantastic. You can later make fun of those who call you late at night. As if I would really pick up...

Bender Makes A Train Wreck Sleepy

I am so tired and it is all my fault. I need some sleep. I basically have been on a bender since Thursday. Thursday I went to Liquid for ½ price martinis and had about a million then went to McCarthy’s. I was going to branch out and go to the one in Lakewood but just stuck with my old faithful McCarthy’s downtown. Friday I took it relatively easy but still managed to kill a bottle of wine. Saturday I started at three to watch the ASU (two law school friends went to ASU) and then the OSU games at Malloy’s. I actually had a great time at Malloy’s I never go there. But, it was fun for day drinking. I love day drinking... Anyhow, then to a friend’s house, then my house and finished the night at Blind Pig. I was dead tired. I taught spinning on Sunday and was sure my heart was going to explode. Man. Then, started partying again, McCarthy’s for the Brown’s game. Stayed up late watching the baseball game last night. Ugh, I need sleep. But, alas I, instead of going home to get sleep tonight will go out to Malloy’s to celebrate a friends birthday. Is this normal? Is this really my life?

Confessions of a Gadget-Head

My Palm is being shipped today, yay. PalmOne is offering a $50.00 rebate if you buy a new Palm and send back your old one. Then, the $100.00 off if you join audible.com. And, don't forget the free 64 memory card. Combined those three things were a force stronger than anything could conquer. I am so exited about my new Palm. They have come a long way since my first one.

I spent the better part of my day reserching different accesssories. Now I know I spent all of last night doing the same thing but there is a great deal of information out there. I, alas, am a gadget head and I love it.

The Onion Rocks!

The Onion | America's Finest News Source�: "Fat Roommate Travels All The Way To Tennessee Just To Fuck Some Girl
MINNEAPOLIS�Overweight 26-year-old Michael Paulson bid a temporary farewell to the apartment he shares with three friends Monday, in order to make a 900-mile bus trip to Memphis, TN 'just to fuck some girl,' his roommates reported."

Vegas Messes With You

Um, I need time to process what happned before I can discuss fully my weekend in Vegas. I am not even sure what happened. I will try to figure it out and write when I know more.

Girl Finally Sees Someone Drive Away from Gas Station with Nozzle in Car

Are you fucking kidding me, at 29 years old I had never seen someone drive away from the pump with the nozzle still in the car. I thought it was one of those urban legends. It was so funny! I try to be nice and usually look away when someone does something embarrassing. I just couldn't do it though. Man, I love life!

Cable, Internet Gets "Best of" Girl with ADHD

I have not had cable or internet access since I have moved to C-town. Part of my save money and save myself from watching tv and surfing the internet all the time. In fact, I lived here for 8 months before I even plugged in my tv.

Yesterday, I got cable and internet. I was up until 2:00am surfing the internet. I bought a new palm pilot since my other one shit the bed, I joined audible.com, checked on the status of my "livestrong" bracelets and updated my shutterfly.com account. Nice.

Man, it is nice to be connected! Hopefully I will still be able to leave the house...

I said I Loved McCarthy's

I think my parents would be proud that I moved to Cleveland to go to law school and am quoted for being at a $1.00 draft beer bar.

cleveland.com: Dining & Bars

Flying Fig Happy Hour Makes Church Difficult

The Flying Fig happy hour rocks! Two dozen mussels for $2.50, burgers for $4.50, peach sparkler $4.50 and quite delicious. Fun crowd, great bartender, the potato chips are like little dreams - they have it all. I had three peach sparklers at Flying Fig, then one beer at Great Lakes then went to church – and had two glasses of wine there.

My church is offering a six-week course on Christianity and the Anglican church. It actually was really interesting and I think I held it together fairly well.

Then, McCarthy’s for a million beers.

My day today was rough.

Is my life normal?

Las Vegas

Roger surprised me with a trip to Las Vegas for Columbus Day weekend. I knew we were going away but I just thought we were going to go away for a couple days somewhere near by. I CAN’T WAIT! I have never been to Vegas but I love to party so I am sure we will have a great time. If we don’t kill ourselves there. I feel like a little kid, what should I wear, what should I bring…..

Now, I REALLY, REALLY hate T-Mobile

After a million dropped calls and absolutely no service in the OC I went back to the store where I bought my phone to ask the sales guy if I could try another phone. A co-worker went with me. The sales guy said I was "uptight." My co-woker couldn't believe it. I was in shock, I just laughed. I didn't even throw a fit like I normally would have. I was good. And, he still called me uptight. What an ass. Great customer service.

Needless to say I cancelled my service with T-Mobile and am now the proud owner of an Alltel phone.

I HATE T-MOBILE

I HATE T-MOBILE! I finally got a new phone and it does not work.

I will give you a little background. I live in Ohio City and have never gotten good service there. I thought once I got my new phone, I would get better service. When I got my new phone I was allegedly sold the phone with the best antenna. Well, apparently that is not true. Every phone call I made today got dropped. Including the 11 phone calls I made to T-mobile to figure out what is wrong. They told me that T-Mobile had great coverage where I live. Hmmm….if I keep getting dropped, and keep getting dropped while on the phone with T-Mobile, do you think I have great service?

They are going to send someone out within 72 hours to see if something is wrong with the coverage where I live. Do they think I am lying?

Dealing with T-Mobile and a phone service that doesn’t work has been, to say the least frustrating.

I hate T-Mobile

Dallas is crazy - I can't believe it! 

3 generations (missing my mom) 

Men can go to my college?

Newsday.com - AP Regional

I loved going to a women's college and now men will be there as well...How odd!